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  • Mother: memes?
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  • Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment

cindehella:

cinematic masterpiece

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Halloween meme » bad girls of the occult

brionylarkins:

witch series - urban witches (1/?)

they feel the magic in the grit of the dew-soaked asphalt, in apartment buildings that smell like potatoes, and in tattoo parlors where the artists blink a few times to make sure they didn’t just see her mermaid tattoo smile and wave. they feel the magic in the downtown skyscrapers, on fire escapes with cigarettes between their lips, on top of buildings where gardens have been planted, and in night clubs and bars where their best friend is a siren who’s singing onstage.

#Witches  

dead-lyrics:

trekfaerie:

skrtomg:

gaypocalypse:

i have been informed that there exists a 200,000-word aids crisis au stan/kyle south park fanfic called “the rectum is a tomb” and that like actual people have apparently read this and recommend it and talk about it casually and i’m jfaskdjfa;lsdfajf;l

There are like four hate posts about this and they’re all great, in part because this is the actual first time I’ve ever received fandom hate for anything other than Cartman-bashing. Amazingly, though, earlier today nhaingen and I went to a panel making fun of fanfics, and it turned out to be dudes reading a pretty bad Batman/Robin fic, but it was bad in such a clumsy and generic way that the whole event was uninteresting and we left. Then I said it was really disappointing because there are some truly, truly weird fics out there that are absurd and hilarious. Then I said, I mean, I’ve written this insane 200K 1980s AU, and isn’t that objectively weird?

For the record it’s an extremely unpopular fic that barely anyone likes or even reads, so.

there’s like a legitimate south park fandom

i’ve gone down the fucking rabbit hole

oh my god. that link is not for the faint of heart. 

(via softbipolarity)

latinosexuality:

Elizabeth Warren Defends Israeli Shelling of Gaza Schools, Hospitals

keep your pro-warren and pro-clinton ish off my lawn, and off the bodies of black and brown folks. look into green and socialist parties who really speak out against the horrific ish this country is doing and allowing. most of the folks on those parties are Black feminist/womanist (Peta Lindsay, Rosa Clemente, et. al.)

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unclefather:

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

you better toil, shrew

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skrtomg:

gaypocalypse:

i have been informed that there exists a 200,000-word aids crisis au stan/kyle south park fanfic called “the rectum is a tomb” and that like actual people have apparently read this and recommend it and talk about it casually and i’m jfaskdjfa;lsdfajf;l

There are like four hate posts about this and they’re all great, in part because this is the actual first time I’ve ever received fandom hate for anything other than Cartman-bashing. Amazingly, though, earlier today nhaingen and I went to a panel making fun of fanfics, and it turned out to be dudes reading a pretty bad Batman/Robin fic, but it was bad in such a clumsy and generic way that the whole event was uninteresting and we left. Then I said it was really disappointing because there are some truly, truly weird fics out there that are absurd and hilarious. Then I said, I mean, I’ve written this insane 200K 1980s AU, and isn’t that objectively weird?

For the record it’s an extremely unpopular fic that barely anyone likes or even reads, so.

you wrote a novel-length south park AIDS crisis AU and titled it "the rectum is a tomb"

there is LITERALLY NOTHING YOU CAN DO to defend yourself rn so why waste time attempting to when you can get right with God instead

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